A pattern is developing as I scratch my head over how to proceed with this blog. Originally, I was planning to have a competition for designated Assholes of the Day, Week, Month, and Year. I may get around to doing that yet, but, for now, it seems there are four Assholes who dominate the political scene and consistently outshine the competition. Who are the four?
Donald Trump owns the #1 spot and it is difficult to see how anyone could replace him even temporarily. The perplexing thing about having Trump consistently win all categories of Asshole is that those people who support him are likely bigger Assholes than he is. Think Germany in the mid 1930’s. Much of the population was fired up by this guy named Adolph and the fever grew each day as he manipulated the populace into believing that they were some kind of Master race. In our case, it is more of a Monster race.
It is difficult to imagine Trump in a Master race format. Where could you get that much physical ugliness and just plain fat to spread around? I guess it could just be one big orange grove, like Florida. Has there ever been a bigger failure than Donald Trump in the White House? He is incredibly stupid, incredibly gluttonous, incredibly fat and orange, and just an all around LOSER. He has worked all his life at being a LOSER and he has succeeded beyond our wildest dreams. How many bankruptcies for this financial genius? How many sexually assaulted women has he abused? How many women has he bought? How many friends do you really think he has? Name one. He doesn’t even have a dog, and if he did, he would just kick the shit out it every day.
This draft dodging chicken shit is Commander in Chief. Eisenhower must be smoking weed, wherever he is. Trump did not have the balls to serve in our military during Vietnam. He would have served around the same time that I was doing my 4 years of active duty in the US Army Security Agency. We would have beat the crap out of him once a day. Of course, he never could have passed the tests to be admitted into the Agency, not to mention the Top Secret Security Clearance necessary for that branch. No, he wanted no part of serving in the military. He and Dick Cheney being LOSERS to serve in our military. I did not mind in the least those Americans who were conscientious objectors. I idolized Ali. I respected those people who didn’t serve because of their sincere beliefs.
So anyway, Donald Trump is a lock for all-time Asshole #1 on any list I can ever post.
The next three permanent Assholes who occupy the Top Four are William Barr, Moscow Mitch McConnell, and the always ball licking, Lindsey Graham. These fucks are aiding and abetting Trump in the downfall of a once decent country. I will deal with them in due time, starting with the gutless wonder, Licking Lindsey. When will he come out? I am joking. He has been out to most of us for many years. The biggest problem with him coming out is that our proud gay population will not be able to swallow (pardon the pun) him. The gay American population is a proud and accomplished group of individuals. Lindsay, not so much. McCain must have been whipping him, which caused him to generally behave in just a daily moronic conservative manner. Once John passed, he sure went to shit in a hurry. I would give anything if he lost his next election in South Carolina. It is unlikely, but parts of South Carolina have shown some political improvement these last few years as more blacks have gotten involved. I am donating some small money to Jamie Harrison, the guy who is running against the ball licking, closeted Graham cracker.
Next up: Moscow Mitch, the chinless turtle who happens to be the ugliest motherfucker ever elected to the US Senate. C’mon Kentucky. Do you have any idea how fucking ignorant this makes you look? Please get rid of this Asshole!