Assholes Update

Since I am now officially retired, I am going to spend some time catching up on Americasassholes.com.

Donald Trump not only exhausted me, but he almost caused me to give up my Blog. How can you have a Blog about America’s biggest Assholes, and have Donald Trump in the news at the same time? It really wore me out. Nobody can touch this guy in the Asshole World, yet writing about him all the time can be a great big drag.

I want to talk about Brittney Griner today. The criticism of the swap for her freedom is really grinding on me. Obviously, the fact that she is black, gay, and makes more money than a big percentage of the MAGA dickheads, clearly indicates that she is going to be heavily criticized for being part of a prisoner exchange. Yes, she made a very foolish mistake by taking less than one gram of cannabis oil through Customs in Russia. I am certain she has kicked herself in the ass repeatedly for that mistake in judgment. And receiving a prison sentence of 9 years for that mistake is one the biggest Asshole moves that we will ever see. The Asshole is, of course, Mr. Putin.

Among the critics of the prisoner exchange involving Griner and Viktor Bout are Donald Trump, Mike Pence, and Mike Pompeo. Let’s just look at these three for now. There are, of course, many, many others who are criticizing the exchange. I have to start with Donald Trump. He refused to make any effort to exchange for Paul Whelan, while he was President, yet now he is claiming that he could have made such an exchange. Why didn’t he ask his bestie Putin to make that trade? Evidently, he was too busy praising Putin during his four disastrous years in the White House. He never made any effort to arrange a swap for the ex-Marine, Paul Whelan. By the way, there are some cloudy facts surrounding Mr. Whelan that the American public is generally not too familiar with (because the US government isn’t telling us). Nevertheless, he should not be held in a Russian prison for “trumped” up espionage charges. Alas, Trump was too busy blowing Putin to make an effort for Paul Whelan. It is hard to negotiate a prisoner exchange with your mouth full.

I am not going to waste much time on Mike Pompeo. He is loudly criticizing Biden for getting Briner out and not Whelan. Pompeo was Secretary of State under Trump. Guess what he did to free Paul Whelan? If you said “nothing”, you would be correct. Pompeo was a horse’s ass during his entire tenure in the Trump Administration, and he is still a horse’s ass. Let me quickly conclude by saying simply that Mike Pompeo is a Complete Asshole.

Mike Pence described the Griner/Bout exchange as “ill-advised” and an “uneven trade”. Now here’s a guy who spent 4 years of our lives sucking Donald Trump’s dick and he wants to talk about a very brave move by Joe Biden on behalf of an innocent American citizen. Mike Pence didn’t have the balls to push Donald Trump into working on prisoner exchanges. He claims that the Trump administration wasn’t in the prisoner swap business. It is said that Mike Pence will seek the 2024 Republican nomination to run for President. I am hoping Trump gets the nomination, because he is a proven loser, and he will just keep on losing from now on. Pence would be my second choice though, because he is just as big a loser as Donald Trump (if that is even possible). How would you like to have a President of the United States who calls his wife “Mother”? Mike Pence, like Pompeo, is another Complete Asshole.

We should all be happy and proud that Brittney Griner is back home in the USA. Joe Biden continues to impress me. I must admit I was not a big fan of his in 2020, and I am very concerned about his age going forward. Note: Joe and I are the same age so maybe I know what I am talking about if I say he is too old for a second term. But, I have to say that I believe he has done an outstanding job so far. These MAGA Assholes who hold Biden responsible for oil prices or the economy in general are just plain ignorant motherfuckers. You only have to look at Marjorie Taylor Greene for a summary of what the MAGA crowd is all about. If you can’t see it, then please keep wearing the hats so we can see where you are.