Always Assholes

Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz, and Marjorie Taylor Greene have been Assholes their entire lives. They did not just become Assholes when they embraced Donald Trump and the whole MAGA movement. In order to become a MAGA Asshole, you have to have already been an Asshole. The three Assholes named above have most definitely been Assholes since childhood. Until Greene and Boebert got old enough to blow boys in 8th grade, they were just plain old ordinary Assholes.

It is easy to identify Assholes such as the three above, so whatever they do is never a surprise. The surprise is the number of people who voted to elect these 3 Assholes to public office. How do you get to be that stupid in the United States of America? It is the same thing as voting for Trump. You have to be an Asshole and you have to be stupid to vote for Donald Trump. I have known some fairly stupid people in my life, but I never felt like many of them were stupid enough to vote for Donald Trump. I didn’t even meet people in the Army who were generally capable of voting for an Asshole like Donald Trump. I am not going to describe why Donald Trump is stupid and is an Asshole. If you don’t know why Donald Trump is stupid and an Asshole, then you are stupid and an Asshole. And I wish you would pack up and leave. Please go to Russia and hang your shit filled hat with Donald Trump and Tucker Carlson while showing your love for Mr. Putin.

I miss the good old days when I didn’t like Republicans because they were simply unfailingly racist and politically ignorant of the Constitution. And I even grudgingly respected and admired many Republicans. Most of those have now left that party, and are currently Independents who lean away from the Right. I think back to Nixon and Reagan and the first Bush. These guys were all pretty popular with their fellow Republicans, particularly Reagan. I always thought Reagan, like Diane Feinstein, had dementia by the time he moved into the White House. He had that faraway gaze into the distance when speaking. Furthermore, he was not very bright. I don’t really call Reagan an Asshole even though he had the support of millions of Assholes. Bush Sr. was a bit of an Asshole. He was a major league snob, and a very phony one at that. He was clueless. His oldest son shared many traits with his father, and had very little to show for himself intellectually. Actually, George Bush II was pretty stupid. He too is not one that I would label as a complete Asshole. He worked at it from time to time, but generally failed to live up to the standards that I expect from a genuine Asshole. I actually like the guy a little bit these days. It seems that he has loosened up a bit, and it is clear that he is a more friendly and caring person than he was when he was President. Nixon was always an Asshole. He didn’t have to even work at it. He was just a natural.

So what is going to happen with all of these Assholes who are electing people like Boebert, Gaetz, and Greene? I hate to say it, but I don’t know where we go from here. These people are something else. They are not real Americans. They clearly are fascists. Please write me if you know a reasonable way to get rid of them.