Before we name the obvious Independence Day Asshole award winner, I want to give a shout out to Lou Dobbs. Yes, he is a 24 hour per day Asshole and never seems to shy away from any position remotely resembling that of an Asshole. Now he has called out the “Snowflake Generals”, who have elected not to attend Donald Trump’s military wannabe parade today. Lou is another wannabe soldier. He served with Donald Trump in the chicken shit brigade, back when it counted for something. You can’t take your mother to basic training so Lou and his blanket stayed home.
Without a drum roll, let’s go ahead and name Donald Trump as the Independence Day Asshole. It is almost unfair to even give him the award since he covers his Asshole bases without hesitation on a daily basis. This draft dodging chicken shit puffball all of a sudden loves the military. He, John Bolton, Stephen Miller, and Lou Dobbs seem to be dominating the Asshole ranks these last few days.
But this fucking parade is the cake taker. The narcissistic dough boy with the orange blotch on his head loves the Russian, Chinese, North Korean, Iranian, and French army parades so much that he just had to stage his own when he grew up. Little does it matter that he knows nothing about the military. The generals all must be wearing sunglasses these days. Trump is making fun of their career dedication to their service of this country by holding this silly ass parade. Who among the military doesn’t know that this is a toy show for this narcissistic coward of a President?
Someday, all Trump supporters should be tattooed with a big tank on their foreheads, with the date, July 4, 2019, so that all can recognize them as the Assholes they are.
I cannot wait to see the parade today. Perhaps they will bring in some of those kids from the border and make them run in front of the parade. They cannot run in front of the tanks because they cannot allow the tanks to move, or the street will be torn up. Oh, and the planes. Flashback to Fantasy Island for us old farts!
How much will this egotistical farce cost the American taxpayer? They will hide that number for as long as they can, but it will eventually come out. They cannot buy soap and toothbrushes for the concentration camp victims along the border, but they can sure as shit put on a big fake military parade symbolizing NOTHING. Congratulations, Mr. President, you win today’s Asshole Award. It wasn’t even close.