There are several Memorial Day Assholes who deserve recognition today. I name Liz Cheney, Vice President Pence, President Trump, and one of the biggest Assholes of all time, Dick Cheney. What sets these Assholes apart from every day ordinary Assholes? I will tell you: These are all draft dodging, chicken shit, cowards. None of them served, but all of them are always anxious to put our troops in harm’s way. Why didn’t they serve? They were afraid to wear the uniform.
President Trump wants a military parade in his very own honor. He lied and cheated to stay out of military service during the Vietnam era. He is still a coward, and always will be. Vice-President Pence is speaking, as I type this, at the Arlington Cemetery. He never mentions why he didn’t serve. Did he too have fake bone spurs? Did he enjoy 5 deferments like Dickless Cheney? Or does he just run his mouth like Liz Cheney, Dickless Dick’s dick of a daughter?
Now Trump wants to pardon some mass murdering cowards who served in the US military. Some of them killed unarmed and innocent women and children, and now the Asshole Trump wants to pardon them, even though military courts found them guilty of cowardice acts of violence. If Trump had served, he would most certainly have been one of them.
Trump has done nothing but kiss Kim Jong Un’s very fat ass for the last several days. Only one person in the world with nuclear weapons at his disposal is more dangerous than Kim Jong Un: Yep, you guessed it: Donald Chicken Shit Trump.
Dick Cheney lied our way into war in Afghanistan. He actually lied about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction. How many men and women have we lost in Afghanistan because of Dick Cheney’s dickless cowardice?
The Lizard Cheney is a worthless piece of Asshole shit. She is calling some great Americans treasonous, because they dared to investigate the chicken shit Trump.
Just wait until the Mueller papers become public, and just wait until we get to see Donald Trump’s financial records. Then we will see treason up close. We will see Russian and Saudi money flowing into Trump’s bank accounts, making up for some of the huge losses he acquired on his own over the years. We will see that he has a lot less money than he has been bragging about having. His days are numbered and he is shitting his pants in fear of the American people getting to see his personal papers and records.
I dedicate today to the Asshole in Chief, and some of the cowards who support him: Cheney, Pence, and Cheney.