With Donald Trump as President, and Mitch McConnell as the Senate Majority Leader, it is difficult to find other Assholes to compete for the space on this blog. Of course, there is never a shortage of Assholes out there, but these two guys are in a class of their own.
McTurtle is a fascinating species, part weasel, and full-time Asshole. Trump, who I rarely credit with having any sense at all, was quite smart to appoint McTurtle’s wife, Ms. Chao Main, as the Secretary of Transportation. Her father has a shitload of dirty money, which he has acquired through his shipping business. Chao Main is every bit as sleazy as McTurtle. She is playing China and Trump and the USA like a mandolin. I predict that she will be charged with major financial crimes once Trump goes back to his shithole life as a civilian. If there were co-ed prisons, they would surely room together, even though she doesn’t meet his pussy grabbing standards. Speaking of which, did you see him hug Sarah Huckleberry good-bye last week? OMG, it looked like he was hugging a giant turd. He wanted nothing to do with that physical contact whatsoever. And Sarah, well Sarah would have blown the orange puffball right then and there if he would have let her do so.
As far as female Assholes, we have to put Sarah right up there at the top. She would lie about anything, anytime, anywhere, if Trump was involved. Her father is another giant Asshole. He is particularly foul, because he uses God to spread his foul Asshole wisdom. He reminds me of Billy Graham, Jr., and that Falwell kid, whose father was also a Hall of Fame Asshole. You take Huckleberry Sr., Graham, and Falwell, and there is the mold for the Trump base.
Trump wins the Asshole of the Weekend award by a landslide based on his interview with George Stephanopoulos. Anybody who watched that interview and still supports Trump is one big slimy Asshole. It is a puzzle to me. What drives these people? Hate, greed, jealousy, bigotry? Certainly, all of the those and many more.