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Even though most of the Assholes I write about are Republicans, I feel it is necessary to designate a new group called, “Republican Assholes”. All Republicans are not Assholes, and all Assholes are not Republicans. My reason for creating this new category is simple. There is a large group of Republicans who appear to be Assholes BECAUSE they are Republicans. The leader of this exclusive group is obviously Donald Shit-for-Brains Trump. He is closely followed by Kevin Shit-for-Brains McCarthy. Then follows Jim Jordan, Lauren Boebert, Marjorie T Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Lindsey Graham.

No explanation is necessary when calling Trump an Asshole. The two words are interchangeable. He/she is a Trump. He/she is an Asshole. I really hate to say this, but it is becoming frighteningly obvious that those Republicans who still support Donald Trump, or any of the Republicans mentioned above, are Assholes. These are clearly low-IQ people from all walks of life who for one reason or another have discarded all common sense and have embraced Donald Trump as a leader. These people should be put on busses and shipped off to Mar-a-Logo or Bakersfield, or wherever these Republican Assholes live.

How has the USA become such a shithole reserve for so many Assholes? Honestly, I have no idea how this has happened. Some of these people had a modicum of common sense before Donald Trump entered the national political scene. Every time I see one of these redneck Asshole Republicans on television, I quickly mute the sound. I worry that I will break something if I listen to these ignorant shitbags. Seriously, it frightens me that these kind of people call themselves Americans. There is nothing American about Donald Trump. There is nothing American about any of the people I have named above. Where is this country headed?

So from now on when I mention Republican Assholes, please understand that I am talking about not only the people mentioned above, but all of the Republicans who support any of these people, and particularly Donald Shit-for-Brains Trump. The good news is that only 400 people showed up in New Hampshire for Trump’s rally yesterday. That is a very sad turnout for the Donald. But remember something: He is running again only so that he can keep begging people for $15 campaign donations. And if you send $15 to Donald Trump, you are most certainly a Republican Asshole. But, please keep sending that money to Trump. He needs it. He has never made a dime on his own.

Yes, there can be a difference in DICKHEADS and ASSHOLES. Of course, DICKHEADS can be ASSHOLES and ASSHOLES can also be DICKHEADS. Let’s use George Santos for an example. He is clearly a DICKHEAD supreme! He doesn’t really fit the ASSHOLE mold so much, with the exception of stealing that GoFundMe money from the homeless vet and his dying dog. Only an ASSHOLE would do that. But most of his lies simply show Santos, or whatever his name really is, to be a DICKHEAD. Why is all of this important?

Donald Trump is a DICKHEAD and an ASSHOLE supreme. It comes naturally for him. Like George Santos, Donald Trump is a sociopath and pathological liar. We should be concerned with discovering why so many redneck Americans have embraced Trump as their champion? It is simple really. These redneck DICKHEADS are losers, and ignorant losers at that. They have waited for years for a Presidential candidate like Trump to come along. That racist, white supremacist blood has been suppressed for a long long time. Somehow, they believe that if a politician like Trump is available, a man with money and power, they can go all in and get some real action. Until Trump, public racism and white supremacy were not encouraged in the political arena. We saw the first signs with Trump when he questioned Barack Obama’s citizenship. Obama is, and has always been, a far better American than Donald Trump. Trump’s family is, of course, from Germany. Those Nazis don’t fall too far from the hanging tree. A Trump male has never served in the military in any country. What does that mean? I’m not exactly sure, but it would appear that the Trump males are basically cowards. The only Trump I have seen who has any balls is Mary Trump. Trump’s father Fred was a complete ASSHOLE. Donald learned from the best. Fred was a cheap motherfucker with the moral fiber of a wet noodle.

Back to Santos: where did this DICKHEAD come from, other than Brazil? Who knows how he created this fictitious person he is now? We have no idea what this guy really stands for. He really is an anomaly. We have plenty of ASSHOLES and DICKHEADS, but very few George Santos’s. I hope he can serve his full two years so that we can be reminded every day that Kevin McCarthy is a genuine DICKHEAD and he leads the Congressional Republicans.

We also want Jim Jordan, M Greene, M Gaetz, and L Boebert to serve on their committees for the next two years. These people are going to fuck things up so bad that it should be a lot of fun to watch. I predict they will do irreparable damage to what is left of the Republican party. I am looking forward to it.

Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz, and Marjorie Taylor Greene have been Assholes their entire lives. They did not just become Assholes when they embraced Donald Trump and the whole MAGA movement. In order to become a MAGA Asshole, you have to have already been an Asshole. The three Assholes named above have most definitely been Assholes since childhood. Until Greene and Boebert got old enough to blow boys in 8th grade, they were just plain old ordinary Assholes.

It is easy to identify Assholes such as the three above, so whatever they do is never a surprise. The surprise is the number of people who voted to elect these 3 Assholes to public office. How do you get to be that stupid in the United States of America? It is the same thing as voting for Trump. You have to be an Asshole and you have to be stupid to vote for Donald Trump. I have known some fairly stupid people in my life, but I never felt like many of them were stupid enough to vote for Donald Trump. I didn’t even meet people in the Army who were generally capable of voting for an Asshole like Donald Trump. I am not going to describe why Donald Trump is stupid and is an Asshole. If you don’t know why Donald Trump is stupid and an Asshole, then you are stupid and an Asshole. And I wish you would pack up and leave. Please go to Russia and hang your shit filled hat with Donald Trump and Tucker Carlson while showing your love for Mr. Putin.

I miss the good old days when I didn’t like Republicans because they were simply unfailingly racist and politically ignorant of the Constitution. And I even grudgingly respected and admired many Republicans. Most of those have now left that party, and are currently Independents who lean away from the Right. I think back to Nixon and Reagan and the first Bush. These guys were all pretty popular with their fellow Republicans, particularly Reagan. I always thought Reagan, like Diane Feinstein, had dementia by the time he moved into the White House. He had that faraway gaze into the distance when speaking. Furthermore, he was not very bright. I don’t really call Reagan an Asshole even though he had the support of millions of Assholes. Bush Sr. was a bit of an Asshole. He was a major league snob, and a very phony one at that. He was clueless. His oldest son shared many traits with his father, and had very little to show for himself intellectually. Actually, George Bush II was pretty stupid. He too is not one that I would label as a complete Asshole. He worked at it from time to time, but generally failed to live up to the standards that I expect from a genuine Asshole. I actually like the guy a little bit these days. It seems that he has loosened up a bit, and it is clear that he is a more friendly and caring person than he was when he was President. Nixon was always an Asshole. He didn’t have to even work at it. He was just a natural.

So what is going to happen with all of these Assholes who are electing people like Boebert, Gaetz, and Greene? I hate to say it, but I don’t know where we go from here. These people are something else. They are not real Americans. They clearly are fascists. Please write me if you know a reasonable way to get rid of them.

So I am standing in line to check out at Costco and I am wearing my usual black mask. I have only seen two other people wearing masks while shopping. A guy behind me says loudly, “Hey Mister. Have Dr. Fauci and Joe Biden got you scared to death of the Covid?” And he laughed loud and hard. I turned around and said in a loud voice, “Oh, this mask is not for Covid or flu.” “So why the hell are you wearing it?” “Well, this is an Asshole Mask. It is supposed to keep Assholes from talking to me. But obviously, it is not working.” Everybody within 25-30 feet burst out laughing. The guy shut up and waited quietly in line.

This guy Santos, elected to Congress from New York, is on the daily Asshole list; or I should say: the Stupid Asshole list. He apologized for embellishing his resume, as reported by the press. Embellishing is one thing. Outright lying is quite another. This guy lied about everything in his sorry, pathetic life. Two years ago he declared a net worth of $5000 (which was probably high). Recently he claimed a net worth of around $11 million. It appears that he has not had any kind of meaningful job in his life, so where did he get $11 million? He insists that he is going to take office next week. I wouldn’t bet on it. He broke the law when he misstated his finances. The deafening silence coming from Republican leaders is embarrassing. Trump has taught people how to accept lying as a political tool. He lies about anything. Can you even imagine a conversation between Trump and Santos? If Santos is sworn in next week, then that will be another nail in the coffin of democracy. Greene, Boebert, Santos, Lee, Jordan: how can so many Assholes hold office in one party?

I also would like to give an Asshole nod to Mark Meadows. This guy is up to his ass in broken laws regarding January 6, however, it appears that perhaps Mr. Meadows has cut a deal with somebody and he will hang Donald Trump out to dry. Stay tuned. Something is very fishy about this guy and he has gone silent recently.

Let’s begin with Steven Mnuchin. The first time I saw him on television, I could see he was an ASSHOLE after he spoke for 30 seconds. Not only is he an ASSHOLE, but he is an ugly ASSHOLE. I am loving the fact that six years of Donald Trump’s tax returns are going to be made public in a matter of days. And I am loving the fact that Steven Mnuchin lied to Congress when asked why he would not make Trump’s tax returns available several years ago, as is required by law for Presidents of the United States. Mnuchin must be held legally responsible for his lies.

CNN produced a series of short clips featuring Donald Trump lying about wanting to furnish his tax returns to Congress, but stating that he was being audited and, thus, could not release his returns. Now we find out that that was all a series of big Trump/Mnuchin lies. We should know by now that nothing that comes out of Trump’s mouth can be believed.

I can’t wait to see where the investigation into his cash contributions to charities leads. If you are reading this and if you believe that Donald Trump made cash contributions to charities (with no receipts to back them up), then you have earned a spot on my list of biggest and dumbest ASSHOLES in America. The silence of the Republicans who have been blowing Trump for the last 6 years is all of a sudden deafening. Where are you Lindsey? (Did you know that Lindsey’s father’s first name was Florence? Oh my!)

Nobody is coming forward to defend the orange Dickhead these days. I do believe the shit is really starting to hit his fan. But, back to the IRS. It is disgraceful that the IRS let Trump slide when it came to following the law regarding Presidents releasing their taxes. This guy Charles Rettig, Trump’s IRS Director, should be sentenced to buttfuck Steven Mnuchin in a federal prison for a few years. Can you even imagine how many little people the IRS has fucked with over the years? Just let some low earning taxpayer make a small mistake on their tax return and see what happens. The IRS loves to fine these people and make their lives miserable.

My son ran into a big problem with the IRS Criminal Division several years ago. He was convicted of taking a stated income loan back when they were in vogue, and he went to prison for 16 months. A little runt of a Dickhead IRS Agent named Robert Nordlander decided that my son had committed fraud by taking one of millions of those loans where a borrower could be creative about his income. Loans were being given to anybody who could breathe. This little chickenshit cocksucker Nordlander saw my son on television and decided to investigate him. I will always believe that this little punk was very jealous of my son’s looks and athletic abilities. He pursued my son with a lot of vigor. And remember, there were no taxes involved in the charges. He lied his short little ass off, and Judge Jerome Friedman, in Norfolk, Va., joined Nordlander and guided my son right into a 21 month prison sentence. Friedman was clearly not very bright, and clearly loved his role as a typical Southern right wing, good old boy, ASSHOLE, who was also a Judge. This all occurred back in 2010. I am making this point about IRS ASSHOLES like Robert Nordlander to show that they only go after people who don’t have the resources to beat them. The Donald Trumps and Steven Mnuchins of the USA don’t have to worry about the IRS. They have money! And don’t forget that no bankers went to jail back in those days when the lenders created all of those bogus loans. Only borrowers went to jail. Our justice system has been broken for a very long time thanks to IRS agents like Robert Nordlander and Federal Judges like Jerome Friedman.

Let me start to wrap this up by saying that if Donald Trump is not convicted of fraud related to his tax returns, this country will continue to be well and truly fucked. This IRS persecution of only those taxpayers who actually pay taxes has got to stop. The wealthy must start to pay their fair share of taxes. This old Reagan trickle down bullshit never worked and is nothing more than a diversion created to allow the wealthy to avoid taxes. Everybody knows that Donald Trump is a greedy narcissistic sociopath, who has broken law after law after law. Lock him the fuck up!

This blog is dedicated to a handful of ASSHOLES that have the names of Trump, Mnuchin, Rettig, Nordlander, and Friedman.

Since I am now officially retired, I am going to spend some time catching up on Americasassholes.com.

Donald Trump not only exhausted me, but he almost caused me to give up my Blog. How can you have a Blog about America’s biggest Assholes, and have Donald Trump in the news at the same time? It really wore me out. Nobody can touch this guy in the Asshole World, yet writing about him all the time can be a great big drag.

I want to talk about Brittney Griner today. The criticism of the swap for her freedom is really grinding on me. Obviously, the fact that she is black, gay, and makes more money than a big percentage of the MAGA dickheads, clearly indicates that she is going to be heavily criticized for being part of a prisoner exchange. Yes, she made a very foolish mistake by taking less than one gram of cannabis oil through Customs in Russia. I am certain she has kicked herself in the ass repeatedly for that mistake in judgment. And receiving a prison sentence of 9 years for that mistake is one the biggest Asshole moves that we will ever see. The Asshole is, of course, Mr. Putin.

Among the critics of the prisoner exchange involving Griner and Viktor Bout are Donald Trump, Mike Pence, and Mike Pompeo. Let’s just look at these three for now. There are, of course, many, many others who are criticizing the exchange. I have to start with Donald Trump. He refused to make any effort to exchange for Paul Whelan, while he was President, yet now he is claiming that he could have made such an exchange. Why didn’t he ask his bestie Putin to make that trade? Evidently, he was too busy praising Putin during his four disastrous years in the White House. He never made any effort to arrange a swap for the ex-Marine, Paul Whelan. By the way, there are some cloudy facts surrounding Mr. Whelan that the American public is generally not too familiar with (because the US government isn’t telling us). Nevertheless, he should not be held in a Russian prison for “trumped” up espionage charges. Alas, Trump was too busy blowing Putin to make an effort for Paul Whelan. It is hard to negotiate a prisoner exchange with your mouth full.

I am not going to waste much time on Mike Pompeo. He is loudly criticizing Biden for getting Briner out and not Whelan. Pompeo was Secretary of State under Trump. Guess what he did to free Paul Whelan? If you said “nothing”, you would be correct. Pompeo was a horse’s ass during his entire tenure in the Trump Administration, and he is still a horse’s ass. Let me quickly conclude by saying simply that Mike Pompeo is a Complete Asshole.

Mike Pence described the Griner/Bout exchange as “ill-advised” and an “uneven trade”. Now here’s a guy who spent 4 years of our lives sucking Donald Trump’s dick and he wants to talk about a very brave move by Joe Biden on behalf of an innocent American citizen. Mike Pence didn’t have the balls to push Donald Trump into working on prisoner exchanges. He claims that the Trump administration wasn’t in the prisoner swap business. It is said that Mike Pence will seek the 2024 Republican nomination to run for President. I am hoping Trump gets the nomination, because he is a proven loser, and he will just keep on losing from now on. Pence would be my second choice though, because he is just as big a loser as Donald Trump (if that is even possible). How would you like to have a President of the United States who calls his wife “Mother”? Mike Pence, like Pompeo, is another Complete Asshole.

We should all be happy and proud that Brittney Griner is back home in the USA. Joe Biden continues to impress me. I must admit I was not a big fan of his in 2020, and I am very concerned about his age going forward. Note: Joe and I are the same age so maybe I know what I am talking about if I say he is too old for a second term. But, I have to say that I believe he has done an outstanding job so far. These MAGA Assholes who hold Biden responsible for oil prices or the economy in general are just plain ignorant motherfuckers. You only have to look at Marjorie Taylor Greene for a summary of what the MAGA crowd is all about. If you can’t see it, then please keep wearing the hats so we can see where you are.

When I started this Blog, it was my goal to uncover and reveal acts against society by what I consider to be Assholes. These Assholes consist of all kinds of people that you and I encounter daily. Before I really got started on my Blog, Donald Trump was elected President. I did not know much about the guy, except for snippets of information that I read in print media from time to time. I never once watched the television show he starred in, however, one thing was clear to me about Donald Trump for many, many years: he was a complete Asshole.

My Blog never stood a chance. Trump, as President, became so far ahead of everyone else as an Asshole that it was impossible to deliver my Blog as originally planned. Sure, we had Mitch the Bitch, Lindsey the ball licker in the closet, Rudy Guilifuckingana, and several others who could always get an award occasionally, but there was really only one Asshole. Trump was, and is, in a class by himself.

I am going to try to change gears now. I want to write my Blog, keeping the Americasassholes title, and make it about the observations of a 79 year old white man. Everyone doesn’t have to be an Asshole, but most probably will be, including myself. As I get older, I have come to realize that I have been, and still can be, quite an Asshole. White men in their seventies should be locked in their rooms. They have caused a huge majority of the problems that his country suffers today. I thought when my Dad and his friends passed away, things would start to balance out and human and civil rights would become much more reasonable concepts than in years past. It didn’t happen. I am seeing a ton of Assholes in the generation below mine.

People are finally waking up to the fact that the police and many of our government institutions have kept blacks and other minorities in the backseat all these years. Rosa Parks was a wonderful person, ahead of her time, but her actions unfortunately accomplished little or nothing for the persecuted classes.

The white guys learned very quickly how to talk a good game while playing the old one. Thanks to mobile phones, the truth has stepped forward visibly for all to see and hear. These fucking cops we see every day now in videos are very difficult to understand. Where did these Assholes come from? And they make good money and get ridiculous retirement programs, while just beating the crap out of teenage boys who have done little or nothing wrong. It makes me want to just beat the shit out of them. I remember a time about 10 years ago when I was in my late 60’s. I was driving in Green Valley, Arizona. A police car flashed his lights behind me and told me to pull over on his loudspeaker. I did so. As he approached my car, I stuck my head out of the window, and hollered at him, “What the fuck do you want?” He was quite taken aback and he muttered, “Sir, I believe you ran a stop sign back there.” “Bullshit”, I hollered at him. “Show me some video”. “Sir, I believe I saw you.” “Wrong. Ok. I don’t have time for this crap. I am leaving.” “Sir, you have a nice day”. “Blow me.”

Can you imagine a black guy having that conversation with a cop anywhere? I have had a few of those conversations in my life. It just never fully occurred to me that these cops were abusing young black men so much.

Going forward, I am going to cover a variety of topics, and, as I said, I will keep it under the Americasassholes banner. People like the name and I was smart enough to buy the .com many years ago. Now that serious old age is starting to peer over my shoulder, I must start writing on a regular basis. I have a lot to say.

Testing 123

A pattern is developing as I scratch my head over how to proceed with this blog. Originally, I was planning to have a competition for designated Assholes of the Day, Week, Month, and Year. I may get around to doing that yet, but, for now, it seems there are four Assholes who dominate the political scene and consistently outshine the competition. Who are the four?

Donald Trump owns the #1 spot and it is difficult to see how anyone could replace him even temporarily. The perplexing thing about having Trump consistently win all categories of Asshole is that those people who support him are likely bigger Assholes than he is. Think Germany in the mid 1930’s. Much of the population was fired up by this guy named Adolph and the fever grew each day as he manipulated the populace into believing that they were some kind of Master race. In our case, it is more of a Monster race.

It is difficult to imagine Trump in a Master race format. Where could you get that much physical ugliness and just plain fat to spread around? I guess it could just be one big orange grove, like Florida. Has there ever been a bigger failure than Donald Trump in the White House? He is incredibly stupid, incredibly gluttonous, incredibly fat and orange, and just an all around LOSER. He has worked all his life at being a LOSER and he has succeeded beyond our wildest dreams. How many bankruptcies for this financial genius? How many sexually assaulted women has he abused? How many women has he bought? How many friends do you really think he has? Name one. He doesn’t even have a dog, and if he did, he would just kick the shit out it every day.

This draft dodging chicken shit is Commander in Chief. Eisenhower must be smoking weed, wherever he is. Trump did not have the balls to serve in our military during Vietnam. He would have served around the same time that I was doing my 4 years of active duty in the US Army Security Agency. We would have beat the crap out of him once a day. Of course, he never could have passed the tests to be admitted into the Agency, not to mention the Top Secret Security Clearance necessary for that branch. No, he wanted no part of serving in the military. He and Dick Cheney being LOSERS to serve in our military. I did not mind in the least those Americans who were conscientious objectors. I idolized Ali. I respected those people who didn’t serve because of their sincere beliefs.

So anyway, Donald Trump is a lock for all-time Asshole #1 on any list I can ever post.

The next three permanent Assholes who occupy the Top Four are William Barr, Moscow Mitch McConnell, and the always ball licking, Lindsey Graham. These fucks are aiding and abetting Trump in the downfall of a once decent country. I will deal with them in due time, starting with the gutless wonder, Licking Lindsey. When will he come out? I am joking. He has been out to most of us for many years. The biggest problem with him coming out is that our proud gay population will not be able to swallow (pardon the pun) him. The gay American population is a proud and accomplished group of individuals. Lindsay, not so much. McCain must have been whipping him, which caused him to generally behave in just a daily moronic conservative manner. Once John passed, he sure went to shit in a hurry. I would give anything if he lost his next election in South Carolina. It is unlikely, but parts of South Carolina have shown some political improvement these last few years as more blacks have gotten involved. I am donating some small money to Jamie Harrison, the guy who is running against the ball licking, closeted Graham cracker.

Next up: Moscow Mitch, the chinless turtle who happens to be the ugliest motherfucker ever elected to the US Senate. C’mon Kentucky. Do you have any idea how fucking ignorant this makes you look? Please get rid of this Asshole!

I am trying to decide how to move forward, or not, with this blog. Grandson Kevin tells me that blogs per se are deadish. He suggests that I use Instagram to somehow link my blog to my (very small) reading public. I am not sure what he is talking about so I will wrap up this year and then make a decision.

I got overwhelmed by the number of Assholes out there, mostly in and around Washington DC. Donald Trump has to hold the Complete Asshole of All Time award. Even if he wasn’t President, he would own this award for a lifetime. This guy has practiced being an Asshole since the day he began talking. I must say he has perfected this craft over the years and there is no remaining competition for complete Asshole of All Time. Who has he not insulted? Dead politicians, dead soldiers, little children, teen age girls, poor people, all Democrats, many Republicans, his mother, his kids, his wives, including the one’s he took back for a refund, and all women. I am leaving out several categories, but you get the picture.

Who would go have a drink with Donald Trump, or a Big Mac? Not me and not you. He appears to not have a single friend. Name one. Rudy doesn’t count because he is a fucking nutcase.

Trump would blow Putin in a heartbeat. He would probably do it on national tv, and call it “getting along with Russia”. What is his infatuation with dictators and populist politicians in general? I believe he simply is a gross gross pig who loves to walk all over all people, but particularly, those who are most vulnerable. And he greatly admires those officials who shit on their people in countries like Russia, and Turkey and Saudi Arabia, and on and on. He hates our allies: Germany, France, England, all of them. He claims they don’t pay their bills. Can you imagine a deadbeat like Donald Trump chastising anyone for not paying bills? He has stiffed so many contractors in his lifetime, that we could never find them all. He would go bankrupt at the drop of a hat. He couldn’t even run a fucking casino. How many of those did he bankrupt? People need to realize that when someone goes bankrupt, many someone’s are not going to get paid money legitimately owed them.

I only hope I live long enough to see this Asshole’s tax returns. I don’t believe he has ever made any money legitimately. I am certain his returns will show huge payments from Russians and Saudis and payments for what? He has been laundering their dirty money for some time. I don’t believe he is a billionaire. I am certain he will be in prison at some point in the future, because of, at a minimum, tax evasion. Who knows what all he has actually done in terms of fraud, but I assure you the list is too long to read in a week.

Let’s look at some other Assholes. Moscow Mitch the Bitch has to be near the top of the list underneath Fat Donald. Chinless Moscow Mitch is a turtle fucking coward. He takes great pride in filling our federal courts with right wing fucktards for Judges. He is so proud of what he has done in that arena. He married a worn out Taiwanese Princess, whose father is as big a thief as Fat Donald. And she is the US Secretary of Transportation. What a fucking joke, but a really sick one. I have been in and out of Kentucky over the years and there are some nice folks living there. We went to the Kentucky Derby several times and I did some business in Kentucky. I have never been able to figure out how Kentuckians ever elected a limp wristed pussy like Moscow Mitch to any office, and especially US Senator. He is a spineless dipshit and, like Fat Donald, he is also a complete Asshole.

Guys like Jim Jordan from Ohio and that Matt Gaetz fuck from Florida have also climbed the Complete Asshole list. They are up there, especially Jordan, who turned a blind eye to a ton of teen molestations at Ohio State. May he rot in hell for that alone. For now, though, I am going to close out the year with Fat Donald and Moscow Mitch as the biggest Assholes of all, and Fat Donald is in first place by a long shot.

After taking two months off, August and most of September, I am going to get this Blog started up again.

My wife and I have spent two months in Fallbrook, Ca. We brought her horse over here to get the horse, and us, out of the hot desert heat.

I also wanted time to rethink the Blog. It became obvious to me very quickly that Donald Trump is the Asshole of all Assholes. It is very hard to choose others while he is around.

Which brings me to the reason for writing this Blog today. The impeachment inquiry began yesterday. It has been a while in the making. I am going to predict the future as I see it now.

The conversation with the President of Ukraine is just the tip of the old iceberg. There will be a flood of whistleblowers coming forward in the next month. Many of those unfortunate enough to work in and around the White House have had quite enough. Many of them have become seriously frightened by the behavior of Donald Trump. I am embarrassed for those otherwise normal seeming persons who have supported this fuckup since Day One. What were they thinking? What kind of fear have they been living in to believe that this shit-for-brains asshat loser could be a serious leader of this country?

There will be so much shit hitting the fan that Trump will resign, with a promise of a full pardon by Reverend Asshole Pence. This will happen before Christmas. Trump and his crowd are too fucking stupid to read the lines that are on the chalkboard today. It will start to sink in in a few weeks after a dozen or so other whistleblowers come forward to reveal some cold hard truths about various other crimes committed by Donald Trump these past few years.

Summary: Trump will resign in shame, accompanied by bluster. He will try to hide in Trump Tower, but the state of New York will come for him for tax evasion. Trump will get in touch with Bernie Madoff for some tips on how to behave in prison.

We will find out that his net worth is not particularly significant. There is a reason that he has never revealed his tax returns. He is a financial moron. He is a moron period.

The tiny Trump fortune will dwindle away in exchange for tax dollars owed. Eric will go to work at Popeye’s making chicken sandwiches. Don Jr. will become a used car salesman. Ivanka will work the makeup counter at Macy’s in Manhattan.

All in all, a happy ending!